Im totally brilliant!

Betty Crocker and I make a great team.
We were in the kitchen making some of her secret recipe cookies (chocolate chip) and I said
"Hey, Betty. Why didn't you include bananas in this recipe?"
to which she replied,
"why Michael, it is because fruit doesn't keep well in a plastic, dry cookie contents bag, and dried banana chips dont have the desired consistency for cookie baking"
"But, Betty, there just happens to be a ripe banana on the counter..."
"By golly gee Michael, we'd be fools to not use them"

At this point there was an instrumental interlude and Betty and I frolicked around the kitchen while cutting up banana chunks to put into the cookie dough..
(note: the use of cutting utensils while frolicking is not advised by the surgeon general)

...and delicious banana chocolate chip cookies were enjoyed by all!
the end