Why does this motherfucking town of London, Ontario suck so much!?!?! GAH! ANGER!
6 freaking pm - why does everything need to close?!?
I suppose I could have gone in the afternoon, but I didn't want to. Who would think that the liquor store AND the pharmacy would be closed when the sun hasn't even gone down yet!!
WHat if I had an evening of drinking and debauchery planned tonight? I would end up ashamed, sober, and ridden with syphilis and crabs!
Alas, my life is not so exciting as to have such plans.
Nevertheless, I am quite disappointed. I even rifled through the closet to find the special liquor-bottle bag which is built extra strong for carrying multiple bottles of wines and spirits.
Instead of drinking and debauchery, I was planning on stocking up on wine and getting new deodorant, but those plans have been kaiboshed!
This morning, after teaching, I bought groceries and then made bruschetta when I got home. I bought a single bulb of garlic and I was shocked at how cheap it was - only 10 cents! That means that I only spent 2 cents to have fresh garlic in my bruschetta.
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