so ya, ummm, geez penguins are the cutest things in the whole damned world. As a species in general, yes they are! Add to that the fact that these penguins can come in baby form....
We bought my granddad "March of the Penguins" for christmas and he brought it here to watch it with us. It was the bestest thing in the whole wide world. Penguins have the best way of walking.. and if they get tired of walking on their legs, they just flop on their belly; completely embodying how I want to live my life!
K, so I also would prefer if people gave birth to baby penguins... they's so cute and cudly... and they come from an egg... they're all dry and stuff and strong enough to peck their way through the shell. They're not covered with all that vaginal leakage and puss and blood and whatnot that human babies are riddled with... Human babies are so ugly and squirmy, but not penuins.
In conclusion, I want to have a pet penguin as well as to eventually become a penguin. I know some people want to be firefighters or concert pianists... but I think my life goal is to be a Penguin!
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funny you should mention...
for christmas i got pink pj's with penguins on them. They are all cool, and the shirt says "'Chill'n". So now, i'm officially the coolest cat on the block. cuz i have penguin pj's.
(and i have socks too, but they aren't new. and they aren't hot pink and black either. still penguins tho, so they beat the duckie ones i have. but not by much.)
There is absolutely no way that penguins come out their shells dry. It's impossible. You're on crack.
But I fully support the idea of getting a pet penguin. You could get a big freezer and that could be his house and if it was big enough, you could always have a place to escape to winter...your own personal Antarctica.
What you really need is some pet geese in the backyard.
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