ok, normally I don't post random dribble like this, but it was too funny to pass up.
You can try it, just go to google or any search engine and type in "(your name) looks like" and see what your results are.
Here are mine.

Michael looks like drag queen in one of Pauls porn videos.
In some of those photos, Michael looks like he's playing naked.
Michael looks like a penguin.

Those were really the only ones that made sense/complete sentances on the first page, but those alone were enough to brighten my day!